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Books, Gifts, and Miscellaneous Charges Price Each Add To Cart
HUMAN INTEREST NEWS AND DISCOVERY(Ongoing Book Series)
Reporting From The Front Line, Opinion, Commentary, and Critique.
Serious and Humorous Content Enclosed, 12 pages, paperback, ongoing book series.
$6.00
BLOWING THE WHISTLE ON SENIORVILLE(Ongoing Book Series)
It Takes A Senior To Know One, Opinion, Commentary, and Critique.
Serious and Humorous Content Enclosed, 12 pages, Paperback, Ongoing Book Series.
$6.00
LEARNING FROM HOME AND THE COMMUNITY
Children's Book of Poems, 15 Pages, Paperback.
$8.00
STOP ANY HABIT PROGRAM
Partnership Quitting Program, Pick A Start and Ending Date and "Just Do It." Directions, Contracts, and Guidance, Paperback, 8 pages.
$8.00
HEALTH, WELLNESS, AND THE ENVIRONMENT
Energy Saving Tips, Natural Health and Wellness Advice, Contains Serious Content, Book of Poetry, 28 pages, Paperback.
$12.00
MEN, WOMEN, AND CHILDREN WANT TO BE HEARD
Paving Pathways To Improve Relationships, Representation and Spokesperson For Change, Strong Content, "Some Of My Best," Book of Poetry, 32 Pages, Paperback.
$15.00
INSPIRATIONAL GREETING CARD
Motivational, Designed and Tailored To Your Needs and The Needs Of Others, Mailed Directly To The Recipient, Ambassador Clown Inscription and Official Seal Of Approval.
$10.00
BOOK SIGNINGS AND READINGS
Meet or Speak To The Ambassador Clown Up Close and Personal, Ask Him Questions At a Garner Location, Date and Time According To Availability.
E mail or Call For Appointment.
$75.00
BOOK DISPLAY STAND
Custom Design, Hand Painted Wood Base, Multicolored Tree Branches, Choice Of Colors, 12"-14" High, Wire Hooks, One Book and Picture Included., Unique Gift and Conversation Piece. Fits Nicely On Book Shelves, Desk, Waiting Room Table, etc. Allow 4-6 weeks.
$185.00
ADDITIONAL CHARGES, SHIPPING AND HANDLING, MULTIPLE BOOKS, BOOK DISPLAY STAND, ETC. $7.99
MULTIPLE BOOK ORDERS OR BOOK DISPLAY STAND MAY TAKE UP TO 4-6 WEEKS,
THERE MAY BE ADDITIONAL CHARGES. CALL BEFORE ORDERING.
ALL PRODUCTS INCLUDE AMBASSADOR CLOWN OFFICIAL SEAL OF APPROVAL,(INSCRIPTION AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST).


"LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE"
Ambassador Clown's Services (Priced Per Hour) Price Per Hour Add To Cart
LAUGHTER THERAPY
Pave New Pathways, Fix and Repair Injured Humor, Learn To Deliver Joy and Laughter Under Serious, Humorous, and Challenging Conditions.
$65.00
HOME, WORK, AND SCHOOL EVALUATIONS
Find Balance In Your Present Situation, Advice, Opinion, and Critique.
$65.00
RED NOSE EMERGENCY LAUGHTER THERAPY
Phone Call, E-mail, or Personal Visit (depending on severity). Added Charges or Additional Therapies May Be Needed.
$75.00
GREETING AND ETIQUETTE TRAINING
Overcome Shyness. Learn By Example or Demonstration, Be Observant of Surroundings.
$75.00
TRAINING AMBASSADOR CLOWNS OF THE FUTURE
Learn To Be Flexible and Build Strong Character. Detect and Create Humor In Diverse and Challenging Situations. Learn To Use The Props That You Come In Contact With In Every Day Life.
$85.00
MEDIATOR AND PEACEMAKER
When Laughter Becomes A Serious Business, "Finding Humor As A Common Link To Peace." Local and Global.
$125.00
U.S.A. AMBASSADOR CLOWN STATE OF THE UNION SPEECH
Addressing A Wide Range Of Topics. Speaking From His Podium. Family Friendly. Serious and Humorous.
$129.00
ADDITIONAL CHARGES, SPECIAL EQUIPMENT, MILEAGE, ETC. $59.00
HOTEL, MEALS, ETC.
May Differ In Price According To Geography. Contact and Call First.
$270.00
ALL SERVICES WILL DEPEND ON AVAILABILITY, CONTACT OR CALL FIRST.
HOURLY CHARGE FOR SERVICES, INFORMAL COSTUME UNLESS OTHERWISE SUGGESTED.
ADDITIONAL CHARGES MAY APPLY FOR ANY SERVICE.


"MAKING IMPROVEMENTS TO YOUR HEALTH IS THE BEST GIFT
YOU CAN GIFT TO YOURSELF AND OTHERS"
Steven Doernberg's Services Prices Add To Cart
     
NUTRITION ASSESSMENT
Evaluate Basic Diet and Life Style, Therapist Introduction.
$49.00
STOP ANY HABIT PROGRAM GUIDANCE AND BOOK
Partnership Quitting Program, Pick A Start and Ending Date and Just Do It. Directions and Contracts, All Ages.
$35.00
MASSAGE AND BODYWORK THERAPY (CHAIR)
Pain and Stress Management, Help You Relax and Reduce Stress, Suggest Comfortable Clothing For Chair. NC License #2690
$59.00
MASSAGE AND BODYWORK THERAPY (TABLE)
Full Body Massage, Relaxation and Pain Management. Nutrition Assessment Included. NC License #2690.
$85.00
SPORTS INSTRUCTION
Improve Physical Coordination, Help With Low Self Esteem or Beginner Jitters. Basic Sports or Games, Advanced Coaching and Sports Analysis Available.
$65.00
MEET YOUR THERAPIST TO DISCUSS YOUR HEALTH NEEDS AND ALTERNATIVES
Meet At Garner, NC. Location (Meeting Place To Be Determined).
$59.00
SPECIAL EQUIPMENT, MILEAGE, ETC. $39.00
WHOLE FOOD DIETARY SUPPLEMENTS
Help Get You Started and Find A “Healthy Blend”
(nutritional assessment needed before placing order)
Vitamins/Minerals $50.00
Nutrition Bars $60.00
Herbs $75.00
Choose a Supplement
HOURLY CHARGE FOR SERVICES, UNLESS NOTED OTHERWISE
CALL BEFORE ORDERING, NUTRITION ASSESSMENT MAY BE REQUIRED.
ADDITIONAL CHARGES MAY APPLY
ALL AGES WELCOME
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